سلام و مرحبا


أقوم المسالك، مدوّنتكم لما وراء الأخبار السّياسيّة و كلّ ما يهمّ الشّأن العام.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Existentialism and my Ipod (and other kinda wise things)

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I lapse into a state of despair when I am at the gym and my Ipod runs out of battery. I HATE IT! 
When my favorite song is interrupted I think of many things... 
I surely don't think of the reason why I should have an Ipod to start with. Some person over there in China is having their human rights shed on the alter of my musical pleasures. But is is just human rights, No big deal. 
But how can I keep my integrity while my Ipod's production process(shortcomings) are in the back of my head, and go on with life?! 
I thought about that question. You should never think about real questions! It's a headache...
The answer is pretty easy, and existential. The way I feel when my Ipod shuts down, in itself, is comparable to the pain and anger some Ipod worker feels. Regardless of all the outside world interpretations: this holds for many of the banalities of our lives. 
If we bracket out extraneous elements, worst of which is morality, the experiences of pain and anger are intense and central while they are happening. 
Now you can continue reading more weird Ideas from my bolg. You can also go on and lament about how your homework is making your life miserable. Infact while your homework is making your life miserable, is is as intense as poverty induced misery. 
Why am I going on about this stuff?! 
Well I want my moral operating system, aka my consciousness, to stop bugging me about my freaking Ipod. So Miss consciousness, go read some existentialist literature. And let me indulge myself in the complex structure of my banal experiences for a bit. Thanks. 
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Since we at it, reader, now you can just feel good about doing nothing to help the needy. Moreover, now you can articulate how their suffering is fundamentally comparable to yours...







Friday, September 28, 2012

I can oppress you better. Vote for me!

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This article should not be read by soft liberals, first time voters and mothers. It is for intellectual uses only. The author is thus not responsible for any oppressive urges or symptoms. Enjoy!
 We love for our leaders to be eloquent and smooth talkers. We would even be more enthusiastic about them if they were handsome, aesthetically pleasing that is. And boy, we love that back-of-the-head knowledge that they are "bad boys". In fact people rarely disagree about the decadent moral systems prominent in political classes: Yet, we seem to mostly accept political corruption and we don't wanna sacrifice such a relationship just for that.
 That semantic field resembles that used when speaking about a potential boyfriend : fact of tha matter is: We vote for our rulers using the same standards we use judging a date.
But let me get this straight: Shoe-making is the craft of forming materials so that they obey the structure and satisfy the function shoes. A handsome, sexy and smooth talking failed shoemaker still makes bad shoes: If one where to consider that these qualities are in any aspect a compensation for bad shoes: they must not really know what they want. The shoes or the shoemaker!
So what about the craft of policy making. Fundamentally policy making is the craft of using, manipulating and  oppressing individuals so that they comply with a desired social structure and accomplish a perceived advantageous social function in it.
 Politicians therefore, aren't meant to be "loved"! For that is rather the craft of the lover not the ruler. Their sheer existence in society is only justified by the need for some oppression in order for order (at least some kind of order) to be preserved. Stigma hits us hard on this one. Oppression isn't a fashionable word anymore and we cannot help but to "euphemise" it calling it the rule of law among other absurdities.
Let us consider it closer then: your mom didn't let you eat mud (at least mine prevented toxic levels of mud consumption). That is an oppression that we cherish (yes now you have to go thank your moma for not letting you eat mud). In fact the word "oppression" denotes an ever present limitation factor in any perceivable natural system. Oppression viewed as such is a necessity or at least inevitable. Moral qualifiers such as good and bad should not be attached to a necessity, thus oppression exists regardless, and it is neither bad nor good. If it were inevitable, the logical outcome does not stray away much. For one aught to apprehend and manage the inevitable rather than negate its existence.
Nevertheless, the methods for the appliance of oppression are various. Some are better than others. If the task of voters is identifying the best politician. In other words voters have to choose the person most capable of using oppression efficiently. that is to use the least of it for the greatest organizational yields. But why would anybody want to be a politician then? why would a sane person want to exercise the craft of oppression and compete in it rather than bake cakes or become a stripper?
Well, there is a thirst, a drive to oppress, that is different in scale between individuals. Just like hunger is  common between all humans but in different degrees. As well as discrepancies in hunger-management capabilities yielding radically different results . Some individuals cannot reign on that desire for oppressing the other: Tyranny results of that. Others are utmost wisest at the craft of oppression. Consequently, they are hailed as just rulers and memorable leaders.
We, the voters, have to be conscience of these fundamental human drives. We have to remind ourselves and our officials that they aren't leading us because of compassion and love. There is many advantages for them as they are providing for their oppressive natures its needs in power.
Let us then become bare-bone realistic and demand that our politicians say in when campaigning:
"I have the greatest thirst for exerting power on you. I can oppress you well, better than any other candidate oppressor. Vote for me!"  
 Some would rather eat mud than see their nationalistic, embellished and over-romanticized  political structures reduced to what they are and should be. I will be like the mom though: preventing you from indulging in disadvantageous mud consumption and oppressing you to eat the beneficial broccoli.
If a local minor campaign poster makes you think of such things. You should really get more sleep.
Love and dedication,
LeBounce

Thursday, September 27, 2012

أخبار السّياسة في بلاد بلا عسّاسة


يبدو أنّ الحاجز بين حريّة التّعبير و التّضليل لم يعد واضحا لدينا. مجتمعنا إستكان بعضا من الدّهر إلى الكذب الممنهج المنظّم. ثمّ تأتي الثّورة. و لكن لا ثوّار كثر بالإعلام.
شخصيّا، عندما أطالع الجرائد أو النتّ يصيبني الهلع و أحيانا الفرح الشّديد بآبار بترول ستأخذنا جميعا إلى عهد الرقيّ و الغناء الأبديّ .فأيّام شعبنا ذي ال10 ملايين حبلى بما جلّ و عظم من الأحداث أو هي أخصب من بقيّة الأمم.
 مدينتي بنزرت، دخلت في فترة وجيزة خلال صائفة 2012 إلى مضمار "الأحداث الوطنيّة" بعد غياب طويل. و أعترف أنّ الإثارة إعترتني و كنت قد طمعت أن أرى بأمّ عيني الإمارات الإسلاميّة و مظاهرات إسقاط الحكومة الأسبوعيّة. و لكن هيهاة، الكلّ واصل النّوم الرّمضانيّ المقدّس و المسامرات الخفيفة المسرّة. نعم، واصل بعض صائمي النّهار تجديفهم اللّيليّ و لم يكن لأنصار الشّريعة عليهم من صولة. أهي بنزرت العصيّة على الجديّة المبالغة أو النّشاط المتعب لأبنائها و بناتها و المشطّ في حقّ أناقتها الأزليّة؟ أو عساها تكون فقّاعة إعلاميّة. لا. حاشا إسهالنا الإعلاميّ أن يكون من الدّناءة بحيث يتجاوز إعلاميّ حدود الموضوعيّة بحثا عن الحشو الدّراميّ.
أمّا الفايسبوك فقد إنتقل من صفوف أدواة التحرّر و النّضال. إنتقل إلى ساحة للمتخفّين وراء اللّوحات في الغرف المظلمة. و يبدو أنّ غياب الأمل و النّشاط الحقيقيّ يحدو بالبعض بأن يكون سهاد لياليهم الفايسبوكيّة معبّءا بالغثّ و السّمين من أخبار زائفة...
 ما هو الزّيف و التّزوير على كلّ حال؟ أليست الحبكة و الخصائص المسرحيّة أهمّ ما نبحث عنه في أخبارنا السّياسيّة؟ 
لا أتّهم الكلّ و لكن الجلّ.
 أخي و أختي، تثبّت ممّا تنشره و لا تكن مطيّة لشيطان لئيم ذي حاسوب، ساخط على الدّنيا لأنّه فاشل و ساهر وحده أمام شاشة عقيمة. 







Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Coming up: "Salafism, a question of progress!"


Coming up soon on The path,

A full scale philosophical analysis on Salafism was necessary. Shortly its synopsis will be yours... Join the website or follow the blog to be the first to get it.
Yours,
Firas